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Give that doc a Bells !!!!
A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face.
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start
swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow
it until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and rejuvenated.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished
and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does faak all...it's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."
The Doctor asks: "What happened?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk, he slaps me around."
The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that. When your
husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of water and start
swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow
it until he goes to bed and is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and rejuvenated.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished
and swished, and he didn't touch me! How does the water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water does faak all...it's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick...."
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