Demon Racing, Official Gauteng affiliates for dB Drag Racing & Bass Race. We are a car club for the true enthusiast, power and speed junkies, sound freaks, simple Simons and plain Janes. Everybody is welcome. No matter what you drive, how fast or slow, loud or quiet it may be. You will always be a part of the family & team.

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Give that doc a Bells !!!!

A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on her face. The Doctor asks: "What happened?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.…

Started by Robocop

0 Feb 9

Ticket Please... LoL!!!

Take some time out and read this... quite funny... Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Grey Cup. At the station, the t…

Started by Robocop

0 Feb 8

Hello redneck...

You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book v…

Started by Robocop

0 Jan 11

PREGNANCY Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck,…

Started by Robocop

0 Jan 10

Now it suddenly becomes very clear.

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a h…

Started by Robocop

0 Jan 10

Diet???

Die man en vrou gaan eet uit. Vrou se vir die waiter dat sy die bestellings sal doen vir hulle. Sy bestel vir haarself lekker garlic snails…

Started by Robocop

0 Jan 10

Bietjie water asb...

Die pa stuur sy klein seuntjie bed toe. Na vyf minute.. Seuntjie: "Paaa!" Pa: "Wat?" Seuntjie: "Ek is dors, kan pa vir my water bring?" Pa:…

Started by Robocop

0 Jan 10

Economic crisis

If the global crisis continues only two banks will be left operational. Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank! Then these two will merge and the wh…

Started by Robocop

0 Oct 6, 2011

Toe ek klein was...

Toe ek klein was, was ons so arm: As ons gaan aansit by die tafel, dan het my pa vir ons uit die "Kook- en-Geniet" gelees My pa het ons V…

Started by Robocop

0 Jul 7, 2011

Election joke...

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is me…

Started by Robocop

0 May 11, 2011

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